The Greatest CSGo Ultimate Dream Team (autism)

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  1. Our Father

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    (Thats right bois & grills i hope your all ready its time for another dose of my signature award winning segment: OurFather's(thats me :) Superrr Aauutttisssmmm Ssppeeciiallll!!!YAYY!! brought to u via paraglaughs. just got done typin this one here, overall im pretty pleased with the outcome too! -enjoy, or dont. either way, im hard.)


    so i was just thinkin if i were to put together the most ultimate dream team for competitive i guarantee u that out of any combination of any of the players in the game that the best all around most synergized complete greatest team possible..i deducted after much serious thought and such calculations, leaving nothing out of the equation i concluded that without a doubt it would be these five players here 100%,

    1. pLekz - All around great in every regard and would compliment the other greats greatly! - Has an anti-toxicity charm.
    2. Eightbo - Genious. It can't be the greatest if 8bo isnt involved. Likes Muffins, and wears mittens!
    3. JayKelly - (from S/K server) -Current greatest undiscovered player in the game. A playstyle that is unparalleled.
    4. Blasdfa - High Midichlorians - Natural raw talent that i believe has potential to be the greatest of all persons ever to play the game.
    5. Lil Dad - the slaz

    if only they trusted me..... (and no1 can ever say im wrong until those 5 ppl actually play together)

    p.s. satan will be involved too, obviously.
    p.p.s. this is kinda off the subject but do u guys know about plekz' fuckin ass....omg no lie he has one of thee best squishiest tightest most fuckable asses that ive ever imagined..now imagine this i am going to fuck that ass 1 day be it virtually, mentally, physically, horizontally,..in 1 way or another, eventually i will be so balls deep inside of that sweet hindquarters.
    p.p.p.s. i will make it my lifes mission, i will not rest until my load has been jammed so far into the deepest crevesas of his fuck hole that it leaves a permanent (this is the point where i zoned back into reality and realized i dont really feel like spending any more time on typing out all the ways i want to fuck plekz' ass and all the things i would do to it...just not it would be A LOT, and it would be hard too,,, hard as shit!..but ima stop, just know that i had planned on typing out pages and pages of these p.p.s's all just being about banging his butt, but i guess ill spare ya all the gory details for now. yes o said gore. al gore. global warmth. gurth. gripping. belly water. fin.
    dickadee dick dickk with a stick n shit. roger piscatelli. no ur weird, get gatorized. gatorization. lord gator mouth. #buns #zpamm


    n-word with an a and a hard R, twice! all caps
     
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  2. Our Father

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    Nice!
     
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    +rep for autism!
     
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    FeelsBadMan didn't impress our father enough to make top 5
     
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    good work
     
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    Bad post OP! -rep : )
     
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    damn, had no idea you were that tryhard our father, going on forums to post meme paragraphs.... i thought you were better than that smh
     
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    *Update* - "Blasdfa" has been cut from the #5 spot and replaced by PLekz's feet
     
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    69,420 updoots for you!
     
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